Twitter- AaronA1C: The DC metro stations always remind me of dystopian future movies. http://t.co/Dgi8RLhA January 29, 2012AaronA1C: The DC metro stations always remind me of dystopian future movies. http://t.co/Dgi8RLhA
- AaronA1C: I don't know her first or maiden names, which put a halt to my search. It was for the best. January 26, 2012AaronA1C: I don't know her first or maiden names, which put a halt to my search. It was for the best.
- AaronA1C: I googled my junior high art teacher, who was a former Miss South Dakota. Unsuccessful, which is just as well because I feel creepy now. January 26, 2012AaronA1C: I googled my junior high art teacher, who was a former Miss South Dakota. Unsuccessful, which is just as well because I feel creepy now.
- AaronA1C: I was going to tell a joke about Jonestown, but the punchline is too long. January 21, 2012AaronA1C: I was going to tell a joke about Jonestown, but the punchline is too long.
- AaronA1C: It's almost the 2nd anniversary of Snowmageddon in N Virginia (and other places). I was a couple hours late, but I still made it to work. January 21, 2012AaronA1C: It's almost the 2nd anniversary of Snowmageddon in N Virginia (and other places). I was a couple hours late, but I still made it to work.
- AaronA1C: A few years ago, I made up a new theme song for Aqua Teen Hungerforce to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar. Same number of syllables, see.. January 21, 2012AaronA1C: A few years ago, I made up a new theme song for Aqua Teen Hungerforce to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar. Same number of syllables, see..
- AaronA1C: From Hangover 2, my brain went to One Night in Bangkok, to Jesus Christ Superstar (both sung by Murray Head), to Aqua Teen Hungerforce. January 21, 2012AaronA1C: From Hangover 2, my brain went to One Night in Bangkok, to Jesus Christ Superstar (both sung by Murray Head), to Aqua Teen Hungerforce.
- AaronA1C: I just watched Hangover 2. Not bad. January 21, 2012AaronA1C: I just watched Hangover 2. Not bad.
- AaronA1C: Almost every time I open @WordPress, I say to myself, "Word. Word up.". http://t.co/GVGqNviH January 13, 2012AaronA1C: Almost every time I open @WordPress, I say to myself, "Word. Word up.". http://t.co/GVGqNviH
- AaronA1C: @BitterOldPunk Thanks for the tip, Sugar sounds great. Good luck on your impending cranial collapse. January 12, 2012AaronA1C: @BitterOldPunk Thanks for the tip, Sugar sounds great. Good luck on your impending cranial collapse.
- AaronA1C: @ExpressScripts Stop being so freaking greedy. You're just going to go through this with CVS next. #ILoveWalgreens January 12, 2012AaronA1C: @ExpressScripts Stop being so freaking greedy. You're just going to go through this with CVS next. #ILoveWalgreens
- AaronA1C: I am @tacobell's bitch. The big box is like a 3 course banquet of cheap processed meat heaven. January 6, 2012AaronA1C: I am @tacobell's bitch. The big box is like a 3 course banquet of cheap processed meat heaven.
- AaronA1C: That's 50lb resistance, not 50lb in weight. The ring needs serious cleaning, along with my entire office actually. Germophobic nightmare. January 6, 2012AaronA1C: That's 50lb resistance, not 50lb in weight. The ring needs serious cleaning, along with my entire office actually. Germophobic nightmare.
- AaronA1C: I just found one of the 50lb gripprotrainer rings under my desk during a trash/treasure hunt. Neat. http://t.co/SfZ2VNc9. January 6, 2012AaronA1C: I just found one of the 50lb gripprotrainer rings under my desk during a trash/treasure hunt. Neat. http://t.co/SfZ2VNc9.
- AaronA1C: This is my favorite Men At Work song @batogato, and my favorite rendition of it is here: http://t.co/jyXJC72J January 6, 2012AaronA1C: This is my favorite Men At Work song @batogato, and my favorite rendition of it is here: http://t.co/jyXJC72J
- AaronA1C: When I'm at work and @izismile says, "Picture of the Day: What do you think this is?" there's definite trepidation. :) January 6, 2012AaronA1C: When I'm at work and @izismile says, "Picture of the Day: What do you think this is?" there's definite trepidation. :)
- AaronA1C: Forget the Mayan apocalypse. The real end of the world will be election day in the USA. Or, more to the point, inaugural day 2013. January 6, 2012AaronA1C: Forget the Mayan apocalypse. The real end of the world will be election day in the USA. Or, more to the point, inaugural day 2013.
- AaronA1C: Still seems strange that Kim Jong-il died on my birthday. I wish that had been on my wishlist, that would have been an awesome coincidence. January 5, 2012AaronA1C: Still seems strange that Kim Jong-il died on my birthday. I wish that had been on my wishlist, that would have been an awesome coincidence.
- AaronA1C: I wish I was on something, but I'm (as always) totally clean. No caffeination even. American, we need to legalize some better drugs. January 5, 2012AaronA1C: I wish I was on something, but I'm (as always) totally clean. No caffeination even. American, we need to legalize some better drugs.
- AaronA1C: My heart has been racing pretty much all day long. I'm ready to stab a wall if it looks at me the wrong way. January 5, 2012AaronA1C: My heart has been racing pretty much all day long. I'm ready to stab a wall if it looks at me the wrong way.
- AaronA1C: The DC metro stations always remind me of dystopian future movies. http://t.co/Dgi8RLhA January 29, 2012
